Harper's Humor Chapter 6 page 1

Matt and Harper went to Menards on Tuesday night to get supplies to finish Grandpa & Deb's fence. The total at the check was sometime 99$$ and so odd cents. The gentleman on the next checkout was about the same. Matt said something to the gentleman "Why is it you cannot get out of Menards without spending $100?" Harper piped up and said "Daddy, I though you were suppose to Save Big Money at Menards?"